Levi Loves Me

Levi and Bristol

I wrote this when Sarah Palin and her family were all over the place after the ’08 election.

Levi Loves Me,
by Bristol

Levi Loves Me, this I know
he got drunk and told me so.
Uncle Trig will have a chum.
Tripp will have some nasty fun.
Yes, Levi Loves Me! Yes, Levi Loves Me!
Yes, Levi Loves Me! Rick Davis tells me so.

Levi Loves Me, that’s a fact.
His ma sells hillbilly smack.
Mom’s the guv and you can trust her,
when she cans the cop that bust her.
Yes, Levi Loves Me! Yes, Levi Loves Me!
Yes, Levi Loves Me! Rick Davis tells me so.

Levi Loves Me, there’s no doubt.
He’s no rube high school drop-out.
He’ll go far, yea you’ll all see.
He may earn his GED.
Yes, Levi Loves Me! Yes, Levi Loves Me!
Yes, Levi Loves Me! Rick Davis tells me so.

Levi Loves Me, vows we’ve made.
He will learn the lectric trade.
Sky’s the limit, watch him go!
He’ll team up with Plumber Joe.
Yes, Levi Loves Me! Yes, Levi Loves Me!
Yes, Levi Loves Me! Rick Davis tells me so.

(Rick Davis was John McCain’s 2008 Presidential campaign manager.)

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Author: eric@ericschuurman.com

Father, mechanical drafter, former musician.